Ever find yourself declaring "MY EARRINGS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH!" in the sort of tantrum that would make Dawn Davenport seem genuinely thrilled with her Christmas presents by comparison?
Well looks like Pristine has answered your prayers... (or at the very least, mine!)
The Coquine Earrings are hand-made from nickel-free metal, genuine Czech glass crystals that are INSANELY sparkly, and plated in sterling silver. This colourway is a beautiful pink periwinkle blue combo.
They're clip-on so no worries if you're not pierced. Despite their gargantuan size; 10cm long by 3 cm wide, they're surprisingly lightweight and stay on the ear comfortably for extended wear. That said, if you're having any trouble, my trick is a touch of double-sided tape or a dab of eyelash glue.