Well looks like Pristine has answered your prayers... (or at the very least, mine!)
The Coquine Earrings are hand-made from nickel-free metal, genuine Czech glass crystals that are INSANELY sparkly, and plated in sterling silver. This colourway is a beautiful lilac & clear combo.
They're clip-on so no worries if you're not pierced. Despite their gargantuan size; 10cm long by 3 cm wide, they're surprisingly lightweight and stay on the ear comfortably for extended wear. That said, if you're having any trouble, my trick is a touch of double-sided tape or a dab of eyelash glue.
Matching choker available!